getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

  • we are friend

if you call me friend

  • we are friend

if you want to be my friend

  • we are friend

friend

  • we are friend

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?